Acid, Ambient, Breakbeat / Breaks, Downtempo, Drum n' Bass, Electro, Hip-Hop, Industrial, Techno, Tribal, Trip-Hop, UK Garage
How would you best describe your industry role?
Clubber, Music Lover
In the booth, what media do you prefer to use?
MP3/4
Who and what are your influences? Current and Past...
evil drum and bass RAWR!
What emotions do you want your music to invoke in the listener?
RAwR!
What do you look for in a beat?
breaks and fills, AMEN!
Please tell us about yourself.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it...
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I have webbed feet, am a womanizer and have created a scaled down model of the eifel tower using left over meat.
We could be related . . . Brother!!
Get some tunes in that crate of yours to secure your page here in the crate . . . . we would want to lose someone with a sense of humor like yours.
any questions . Holla!!