Seejer's Page

What's in your crate?

Drum n' Bass, House, Minimal, Techno, Trance

How would you best describe your industry role?

Music Lover

Who and what are your influences? Current and Past...

Ghandi, the Easter Bunny, SeejzB, Chubbs, really REALLY big spiders. Dabut, plus I also like tennis

What emotions do you want your music to invoke in the listener?

nausea, hunger, pregnancy, uncontrollable flatulence

What do you look for in a beat?

an old baseball bat.... wait beat? Moar bass pleez!!!

Please tell us about yourself.

I'm taller than the average pygmy*I have the eyes of a child - in a jar on my desk*I once drank most of the contents of a lava lamp on a bet - that's not really lava you know*I kind of like SeejzB - or at least I put up with her crap - mostly*I will manufacture you a really cute kid for money - or maybe free if I reeeeeeeally like you*I'm in training to be a cage fighter*I was going to jump my bicycle over my house this one time, but I chickened out*I say "thanks" a lot, but I hardly ever mean it*breast milk is juice from a person, and it's pretty tasty*I'm not all that scared of homeless people - but people who have homes are a little frightening*I have a lucky shirt*I once thought one of my arms was a lot longer than the other, but it turns out I just had a poorly made jacket*I have direct personal knowledge that Satan invented the webernets*jumping on a trampolene after drinking lots of booze is really fun, you should try it, just don't tell anyone I told you to*I tried to grow a garden once, but these weird albino cucumbers totally took it over, which was weird because I didn't plant any*I have a plan to date a girl DJ, I'm just going to get a shirt made that says "I hate girl DJ's" because women are mysterious creatures*I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan*I'm really a nice guy, but not nice enough to finish last, so I've got that going for me, which is nice*I'm wondering if there is a charater limit on this profile*I was once visciously attacked by a peacock, really*I believe that most people are basically good, as long as you cook them right*Years ago I went to a subway while really high, it's funny now, but it was really scary then*Tippy gave me a "gangsta cup" for my birthday and it made me strangely happy*I got a nosebleed while sleeping once and woke up with my entire head covered in blood, it was kinda gross, but still cool*I'm starting to get bored*

Oh yea, and when you're not playing, listening, or dancing to music. What else do you enjoy doing?

cracking Ken's knees without hesitation or remorse*gettin up in SeejzB's guts - LOLZ*

Do you have an Official Website?

http://yes, but I doubt other's are as into midget porn as I am

Myspace or Facebook?

http://Facebook is the debil